Fyorpet

the north koreans are firing missles onto themselves and everyone is pissed. chinese, americas and russians especially. parts of asian are flooded. people are still living in temporary housing in new orleans. osama's mom is worried about her son's health. we find out a republican senator in florida likes little boys.

but! madonna adopts! and youtube is bought for $1.65 billion.

i can sleep better tonight.